Cancer haiku

New Sign at the Entrance to My Apartment Complex

"This building contains
Chemicals that cause cancer"
Oh, now they tell me

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The Radiology Waiting Room

Smiles, laughs, chatter
Cancer isn't contagious
But happiness is

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Man, Service Is Slow Today

Syringe stuck on "F"
Call Josephine the Plumber
To clear clogged G-tube


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Weather Alert

Uh, oh! Flash flood watch
Drowning risk high for folks with
Tracheotomies

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Wasted Words

Nausea sure would be
A pretty name for a girl
Chlamydia, too

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Airspace Violation

Hindenburg flew in
My room overnight and made
My mouth its hangar


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Treatment Time

Laying motionless
Hoping the radiologist
Is a good marksman